10 Best Zingers for Awkward Parties, Reunions and Arguments
If you struggle to be witty when someone throws shade at you, I'm here to help.
Here are 10 proven one-liners that are sure to come in handy around exes, in laws, and former friends!
- 1
Why play so hard to get when you're already so hard to want?
- 2
You are one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- 3
Now I know why everybody talks about you behind your back.
- 4
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
- 5
You look like a "before" picture.
- 6
Do you realize that people just tolerate you?
- 7
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- 8
Your family tree is a wreath.
- 9
Go fix your eyebrows.
Mostly works on women.Just as bad: "Why do you do that thing with your arms when you walk?"
- 10
If you were anymore inbred you would be a sandwich.
Too mean to use:
- "I'm not saying you're fat, but you look like someone poured you into your clothes and you forgot to say when."
- "You look like a 10 pounds of potatoes in a 5-pound bag."
- "You have enough extra chromosomes to make a friend."