He became known around the world as the "missed connection" in a star-crossed romance with Richland Police. He won the morbid admiration of the world when he responded to his own Wanted Wednesday post. But not all stories end happily ever after. 38-year-old Anthony "Calm down, I'm going to myself in." Akers was arrested Monday morning. He had built up his rap sheet since the last time we heard from him.

On September 3, he fled from Richland Police after a traffic stop. He was not pursued because of a safety risk due to traffic. He's also believed to have been part of a car prowl days before that. By the time he was finally arrested this week, he had several warrants.

Richland Police better put a ring on it.