Wife Discovers Husband With ‘Man Part’ Bit Off, Demands Some Answers
A couple in Moldova (formerly part of Romania) were having a picnic with friends when the wife left for nearly an hour to drive some friends home. When she returned the husband was writhing in pain holding his bloody man parts. He demanded she call an ambulance because "it was about to fall off," but... she wanted some answers first!
Apparently the 53-year-old man had propositioned his wife's 24-year-old friend while she was away. When the friend declined, he tried to force himself upon her, and she bit his part!
Deciding he really needed medical attention, the woman eventually agreed to call for help... but gave them vague directions AND TOLD THEM NOT TO HURRY!