That topless place in Umatilla has been closed because of the virus, but even when it's back up to full steam, it won't be in the booby business. If you're sad about this news, hang tight because here's the plan: They are going to remodel and take out the stage for now, moving toward a restaurant that is fun for the whole family. If that doesn't work out, they might consider replacing the dancer stage and re-hiring the booby women. If you don't want to see it return to a topless joint, you might want to eat there once in a while!