I saw this story in the Hermiston Herald Tuesday where a girl called 911 to say her mother had kicked her out of the house and thrown all her clothes on the front lawn. (It's funny to me because I've had that same thing happen to me -- long story for another day). Then the argument escalated and the daughter broke a bong that belonged to the mother. I'm sure the daughter thought she had won that argument until the mother took a family shovel and broke the windshield in her daughter's car.

You can be a bad kid, but DO NOT mess with mom's bong or you will get the wrath! Is that great parenting or what?