Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
National Bacon Day!
December 30th is National Bacon Day! Let's Sizzle Up Some & Play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon
Today In History: Oregon Blew Up A Whale!
Talk about "Throw Back Thursday", 50 Years ago today, Oregon Freed Willie's Insides!
No Coronavirus Halloween Masks On Amazon!
Too scary or too distasteful?
D.I.Y. Smoke Eater
Eat your heart out Ron Popeil!
Man Tries To Kill Fly, Blows Up House!
Buzz... Buzz... Boom!
Petitions To Abolish Daylight Savings
If you think the time has come to stop messing with time, sign one or all three!
Cattle Mutilation in Oregon
Here's something you don't see everyday!
Get Paid to Drink & Hike!
Anheuser-Bush is looking to hire a "Chief Hiking Officer"!
‘Exploding Whale Memorial Park’ Now Open In Oregon
Back in 1970, a whale got blown up, 50 years later, they're naming a park after it.
Police Remind Residents To Wear Pants Outside
"It's nice out today... but I think I'll leave it in!" - Unknown