7 Ideas They’ll NEVER Approve for Rattlesnake Mountain

This is my No. 1 idea. It would be pretty easy to install, have low impact on the nature preserve, and would definitely draw crowds. They'd be foolish NOT to.

Think how appealing it'd be to wine shoppers.

OK, you'd have to abandon the idea of preserving nature, but this would be so fun!

Townsquare Media organizes the River of Fire celebrations for July 4 shooting fireworks over the river, but what if there were a New Year's Eve show over Rattlesnake Mountain?!

What if I don't feel like hiking? Should I not be allowed to enjoy the mountain?

Yeah, this would be really expensive and dangerous and only usable like, one month a year. But it'd be AWESOME!

I have no idea how they'd pump enough water up there, or where we'd park, but how cool would it be to climb to the top of the tower, look out across the Mid Columbia and then go down a waterslide?