5 Reasons 'World Naked Gardening Day' Is a Bad Idea

Apparently this is a real thing! Hey, if you want to grab that pruner and go to town on your shrubbery naked, go right ahead! The 13th-annual event promoting loving the planet and healthy gardening is Saturday, May 6,2017

The event is dedicated to making “non-sexual social nudity” more acceptable.

Here is a few reasons why I'm NOT going to participate

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1
Bugs!!
I absolutely hate wasps, spiders are stupid and mosquitoes are irritating. last thing I want to do is spray bug spray ALL OVER!!
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2
Trimming!
Do I want to pull out the old Toro hedge trimmer and cut the snot out of my rose bushes completely naked? OUCH!
3
The Sun
sun block? .... oh yes, you must sun block everywhere! you wouldn't want to burn...ummmm...Knee caps!
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4
Neighbors
The last thing my neighbors need to see is Old man Delange fixing his sprinklers naked! Don't worry neighbors I got your back!
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KPD
5
Tools
Ok, gardening naked and a hoe...nuff said!

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